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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of turkeys to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.g wanted to. That's the f.g reason.


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no turkey has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

JOHNNY ROTTEN: Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

JOHNNY CARSON: Because it heard there was a man over there laying bricks and it wanted to see for itself!

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The turkey 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all turkeys will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the turkey, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the turkey crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more turkeys have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The turkey did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the turkey crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this turkey doing walking around all over the place, anyway"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the turkey crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Turkey Office 2009, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the turkey cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the turkey crossing?"

DARWIN: Turkeys, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the turkey crossed the road or the road moved beneath the turkey depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own turkey nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The turkey did not cross the road . it transcended it.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

KPMG CONSULTING: Deregulation of the turkey's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The turkey was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. KPMG Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the turkey by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), KPMG helped the turkey use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the turkey's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. KPMG Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best turkeys along with KPMG consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the turkey's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. KPMG Consulting helped the turkey change to become more successful.

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